Browsed through some websites over the last few days and found this. I was astonished at the ignorance of the local sex workers over self protection. Can't blame it on them can we?
hmmm....bath in coke would be cool!!
hmmm....bath in coke would be cool!!
Remembered when i was back in Form 2 and Form 4 when my science / biology teachers would do whatever they could, to deliberately skip lecturing the chapter on human reproductive system as they would be too shy to discuss such issues openly. Speaking of 'SEX' would be considered as a Bizare thing back in a small town like Sibu. Nope! Not even for educational purposes. We used to do self 'studies' to 'sexplore' the taboo of sex. Of coz, some may 'sexplored' too much with disastrous sexperiments which ended up in pregnancy. Not to mentioned endless hours of frustrations trying to memorize the terms in Malay, processes and fucntions of male and female genital structures. Kinda boring if you may ask! And mind you, Pervert!! We don't have internet back then and thus, we may not be as creative as in searching for 'Karma Sutra' as what kids would do nowadays. Hopefully, such situations have changed where with more open minded (daring) teachers, teaching such topics properly with youngsters benefited from such lessons. Perhaps the Malaysian Health and Education Ministries should conduct surprise visits when teachers are delivering lectures on ahem! ahem!
Officers from Education Department spot-checking on teachers delivering proper lectures on Sex!!
Can't help but to end this entry with a joke.
Ah Beng, who has never been taught on 'human reproductive ssytem' is about to get married on the following day. He nervously approached his mother to consult her on the process. Being too shy to tell it to her own son, her mother said "Aiyaa!! Simple nia lah! Just use your hardest part of your body to knock hard on the part where she wee-wee (urinates)"
Ah Beng happily getting married with Ah Lian and anxiously waited for their first night. Finally on that special night, Ah Beng's mother getting worried and decided to eavesdrop on them.
Curious in-laws
Suddenly, Ah Beng yelled after a lot of bangings.
Ah Beng: Mom! that hurts!!
Ah Beng's mom: Son! that's right! Keep going!!
After a while with more bangings, Ah Beng yelled again.
Ah Beng: Mom!! It's bleeding!!
Ah Beng's mom: Right on! Son! Push harder!!
After a while, with a loud yell, "AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH", the room fell into complete silence.
Ah Beng's mom getting worried, rushed into the room and only to find his son fainted in a pool of blood with deep cuts in his head. Furiously she asked Ah Lian what she has done with Ah Beng. And this is what Ah Lian said.
"I don noe leh! He came into the room, turned off the lite, and start knocking his head (the hardest part of his body) against the toilet bowl (the place where girls wee-wee)."
Stop having 'Sex' in the toilet!!
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